Hidden Moustaches


The hidden moustaches are in the houses.

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Please note it is not that the moustaches are hidden in the houses: their hiddenness precedes these (and possibly all) houses.

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Though the hidden moustaches may in addition be hidden in these particular houses – our information is not clear on this point.

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It’s possible that, as part of this further hiddenness, all the hidden moustaches may be in one of the houses, we simply don’t know.

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It is also not clear whether or not this further hiddenness is an aspect of the original hiddenness or a new and separate hiddenness.

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Perhaps the boy told to move the hidden moustaches to their new safe house or houses was inspired by their secret history and hid them.

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Much about the hidden moustaches, such as whose face or faces they once graced, or are in the future intended to grace, remains mysterious.


We may have been misinformed: it now transpires that the hidden moustaches could instead be in the horses. Please adjust accordingly.

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Our sources are unclear as to whether the hidden moustaches are in the horses or on the horses, though the latter seems counter-instinctual.

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Queries are reaching us as to whether the hidden moustaches might be made of horsehair, thus allowing them to be hidden in the horses.

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We must stress that the hidden nature of the hidden moustaches means that we can have no idea what material if any they may be made of.

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We could be surrounded – nay, immersed – in hidden moustaches at this moment, and our understanding is, so well are they hidden, we wouldn’t know.

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Queries are reaching us re whether our use of ‘nay’ was a hint that the hidden moustaches were definitely hidden in or on the horses. No.

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Please be aware: the proximity and/or scale of the hidden moustaches may interfere with our reception of both information and/or queries.

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