The Adventures of Doc Moreau & I, 14: Giraffe Necks

The main problem with giraffe necks is once you start growing them they take over the whole plantation, as Doc Moreau and I discovered to our cost.

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Come on down to Doc Moreau’s and my Mad Giraffe Neck Sale! We are literally up to our necks in mad giraffe necks and they’re only getting taller!

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People ask Doc Moreau and I what the hell do the giraffes think about Mad Giraffe Neck Sale? We say they’re mad as hell about it and so are we!

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Come on down to the Mad Giraffe Neck Sale! Our trusty-no-rusty Giraffe Neck-O Pneumatic Tubes have been linking continents for centuries!

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Now our new Fruit-n-Fibre-Optic Super Mad Giraffe Neck Cables are linking alternative universes through Totally Stable Wormholes! Buy from the best!

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People ask what do we do with all the giraffe heads? Mostly we just stitch em back on the stumps n sell em as ‘Mutant Horses’. Yeehaw!

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Sometimes we pop a giraffe head on each end of a Super Mad Giraffe Neck Cable so they can pass on feedback from distant galaxies.

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