Santana’s Colossal Guitar

Every Chimeramas Eve, Santana Claus wraps roasted elves in greaseproof paper for his long journey: Mutant Kids, good or bad, must be punished this Chimeramas.

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First, Santana fashions a new pom-pom for his blood-steeped hat from another terrified little white kiwi.


Then Santana flies across the sky on a colossal guitar, each string attached to a flying whale: Elvis, B.B., Gábor, Dalí, Abraxas and Evel Knievel.

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The tips of Dalí’s moustaches spontaneously burst into flame, guiding the colossal guitar through the dark skies.

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Grateful parents stake out a family pet and leave a small glass of mescal, but those faithless children claim Daddy consumes them.

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No-one knows how Santana Claus manages to play a lengthy guitar solo to every Mutant Kid in Chimerica in one night, but somehow it is done.

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Meanwhile, floating realms such as Nephelokokkygia, Laputa, and Cloud City, gather like weary birds on Santana’s colossal guitar.

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