A Timeless Interregnum (feat. Sea Mammoths)

The Ministry of Time has announced the end of Chimeric Summer Time. As ever, before Winter Time begins, there will be a Timeless Interregnum.

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During the Timeless Interregnum, which can have no duration, citizens are warned: although nothing can happen, absolutely anything could occur.

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For this year’s Timeless Interregnum, it looks as though Sea Mammoths have launched their traditional invasion on the eastern beaches.


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Please be aware, although the Sea Mammoth invasion is always popular with tourists, they will stomp on your brains and eat you if approached.

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They may look like normal elephants, but millennia beneath the waves have caused these mammoths to lose their hair and develop Wrinkly Trunk.

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Wrinkly Trunk is a maddening condition which can only be relieved by bashing people on the head with mallets then stomping on their brains.

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Fortunately, as soon as Winter Time is declared, as in the last Chimeric Ice Age, the cold will drive the Sea Mammoths back into the depths

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