Referendumb

In response to the Chimeric Referendum, the map will be torn up and reassembled at random. Then Chimerica will be redesigned to match.

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In the regional capital of Chim, Chimchimereechimchimereechimchimcheroo, debate continues about which chimney they should hide the results up.

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Meanwhile, in the regional capital of Era, Errata, citizens are wondering if the Chimeric Referendum has all been a big mistake.

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Having exited from reality, Chimerica is astonished to find it still exists, but is psychically confined to a krazy golf course on the Moon.

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In a hideous parody of real life, each of the holes on the Moon’s krazy golf course exactly resembles a dilemma encountered here on Earth 2.

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All the shadows that lost their bodies are folded neatly in a drawer in a sideboard in a crater on the dark side of the Moon.

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Every now and then, a golfball made of mammoth bone, over-hit from the krazy golf course, strikes the sideboard and ricochets into space.

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