The Pizza Prophecies

Real pizza lovers have the walls of their apartments papered throughout with pepperoni pizzas including sofas, chairs, and toilet seats.

If you can’t open a laptop and find a piping hot rectangular pizza inside then the Internet must die.


What use are public libraries if each volume hasn’t been ingeniously hollowed out so that it may (and does!) contain a secret pizza?


We choose to coat the Moon in ‘a big pizza pie’ in this decade. Do not underestimate the power of the dark side of the crust.


Soon the Midgard Pizza shall circle the Earth, the mouth of its first anchovy clamped onto the tail of its last.


Soon a vast intact pizza crust will be delivered by fleets of space motorcycles directly onto the rings of Saturn.


Soon the galaxy itself will be folded into a single calzone.


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