The Pizza Prophecies

Real pizza lovers have the walls of their apartments papered throughout with pepperoni pizzas including sofas, chairs, and toilet seats.
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If you can’t open a laptop and find a piping hot rectangular pizza inside then the Internet must die.

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What use are public libraries if each volume hasn’t been ingeniously hollowed out so that it may (and does!) contain a secret pizza?

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We choose to coat the Moon in ‘a big pizza pie’ in this decade. Do not underestimate the power of the dark side of the crust.

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Soon the Midgard Pizza shall circle the Earth, the mouth of its first anchovy clamped onto the tail of its last.

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Soon a vast intact pizza crust will be delivered by fleets of space motorcycles directly onto the rings of Saturn.

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Soon the galaxy itself will be folded into a single calzone.

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