The Adventures of Doc Moreau & I, 13: Doc Moreau and the Ecto-Cheese

 

Modern Ecto-Cheese Production Methods (an artist’s impression)

 
Ecto-cheese has the potential to fuel our homes for millennia, especially when everyone is long dead and the houses completely demolished.
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Ecto-cheese is clean energy generated by milking ghosts and then asking very large beetles to somehow form the ecto-cheese curds. For money.

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As history progresses and more of humanity ‘passes’, ghost milk potential reaches a tipping point, but we really need really large beetles.

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If we can’t breed beetles the size of dormobiles by 1973, then humanity is doomed and all we can do is go round smashing wasps with hammers.

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Doc Moreau and I have discovered a radical new treatment that will increase Ringo’s body mass to that of a brontosaurus and thus save us all.

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Doc Moreau would like to reassure fans Ringo will still be able to play drums while fabricating ecto-cheese, we’ll just need very big drums.

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There is no truth to the rumour that ecto-cheese can be used in the manufacture of ‘phantom’ Cheese Robots conventional weapons cannot stop.

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