Memory Yeti

Listen to me carefully; this may be very important. Have you ever met, or do you remember ever meeting, the Memory Yeti?

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I’m very sorry about this, but saying surely there’s no such thing as a Memory Yeti is a classic sign that you have indeed met that Yeti.

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There’s no easy way to tell you this, but the world is divided into those who have heard of the Memory Yeti, and those who… please sit down.

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Somewhere about your person, or in your house or garden, will be a contract you have no memory of signing. The co-signatory will be a yeti.

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This contract legally transfers responsibility for your diary, personal records, and, yes, your memory itself, to a registered Memory Yeti.

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I’m afraid this means this may or may not be your house, garden, car, or personality. Any illness you feel may not actually be ‘yours’.

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Please try to stay calm: we can restore you. To a degree. I am a Past Yeti Regressionist and we have the technology. Just sign here. And here.

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