Robo-Burns Night

The Chimeric Pneumatic Postal Service is delighted to be able to announce the resumption of its ‘Hot Tube’ service for Robo-Burns Night!
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Soon, thousands of piping hot haggises will be fired through every pneumatic tube in the land (and under the several types of sea)!

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If you have a pneumatic tube outlet in your home or survival dome, simply set the nozzle to ‘Receive’ and point it at the designated platter!

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People often ask us at the CPPS if they have a pneumatic tube in their habitation. The answer is yes, and you have only minutes to find it!

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What are the traditions of Robo-Burns Night!? Mostly the Shrieking of the Eldritch Grace (simply apply oil till the squeals become tolerable).

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Then the clone clans and same model robots gather to sing ‘Farty Pears, Version 2’ and ‘What Difference Engine Does It Make?’

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‘What’s in a haggis?’ people enquire. Only the most innocent of ingredients, as you can hear them protest down the long miles of red-hot tubing.

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