The Travelling Eyeball

Today the Travelling Eyeball will be visiting our village! At last, God will be able to see what we’ve been up to!
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You can climb in the Travelling Eyeball and see us as God sees us! (Snorkels will be provided so you don’t drown in Holy Jelly.) Oo, we’re bad!

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Why not take the Travelling Eyeball out on Ducking Pond, so you can see all the bones of the witches which line its bottom? Wave to the witches!

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Let’s push the Travelling Eyeball to the top of Falling Tortoise Hill! Oops, it’s rolling down the other side! Let’s push it up again! And again!

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If you lie on your back in the Travelling Eyeball at night and look up at the stars, you can see the moment Jesus first ate a can of spinach!

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Remember not to sit in the Travelling Eyeball for too long, or it will digest you! Got to get its divine rolling powers from somewhere, guys!

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Time for the Travelling Eyeball to move on! Lots of bad villages to visit! It can take one of you with it, preferably an idiot: who will it be?

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