Dark Time

The Ministry for Perception would like to remind everyone that everything you think you see, hear, smell, taste, and touch is in fact wrong.

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The Ministry for Verification is working on an updated paradigm for reality based on the fact that we now know we know nothing about it.

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The Ministry for Time is announcing that we are now entering Dark Time. Information about how long Dark Time will last is no longer available.

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New ministers are being appointed to all Chimeric ministries: be informed all staff are obliged to work with whatever these entities are.

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Portraits of new ministers will be revealed shortly. In some cases it may not be possible for conventional media to record their appearance.

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Statements of new policies are being prepared. In the event that you cannot understand these or start bleeding from the ears, contact us.

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The Ministry for Correction would like to announce the Ministry for Correcting the Ministry for Correction has been abolished. But it hasn’t.

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The Ministry for Correcting the Ministry for Correction would like to point out as its final correction that it has indeed been abolished.

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Chimeric citizens are asking the Ministry for Verification to verify that there really are no ministries of health, education or justice…

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The Ministry for Verification can now confirm that under the new reality paradigm, there never were any such ministries: all was illusion.

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The Ministry for Decipherment will continue to operate, but its activities will now be confined to deciphering ministerial pronouncements.

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Due to the steady burn-out of existing staff during the Transition, all ministries are recalling non-existent staff to active duty.

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Non-existent ministries will continue not to run according to usual unMinisterial protocols. UnMinisters will continue not to remain in post.

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The Ministry for Time would like to elucidate: having entered Dark Time it cannot be determined whether there will be singing during Dark Time.

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