Penguin: Express Delivery

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Happy Penguin Postman, jamming small penguins in all the letterboxes so that they can neither be delivered nor extracted!

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Happy Electric Carving Knife Man, topping and tailing penguins jammed in letterboxes so only a letterbox-shaped wedge of penguin is left!

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Happy Breakfaster on Penguin, pushing a prime Penguin steak through your letterbox with a wooden spoon into your waiting frying pan!

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Happy Penguin Foodie Writer, sending off a smarmy anecdote-strewn recipe for ‘Eggs Penguin Deck’ to your editor at Feathered Foodie Monthly!

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Unhappy killer whales, waiting for the delivery of a penguin-sized letterbox in the middle of the ocean: will it be morning or afternoon?

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Unhappy Letterbox Delivery Man, typing ‘Killer Whale’ into the Satnav: how do you deliver a letterbox without there being a prior letterbox?

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Angry Penguin God, drawing up quite a long list of those who need to be smitten upside their heads about the whole ‘Penguin Delivery’ thing!

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