Hair World

Bald men dream of Hair World, where all creatures are hairless, but the plant life is luxuriously coiffured…

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On Hair World, forests of majestic perm trees toss, while naked hares shudder in the stubblegrass, dreaming of swaying blonde pampas.

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Scissorbirds flit from tree to tree, while bare apes pluck plump giant lice from carefully infested orchards.

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Far beneath the crashing waves, glabrous mermaids fashion themselves wigs from lavish locks of seaweed.

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In the Pubic Regions people thread eyebrows made from lizard bones through flesh to protect their lashless eyes from sweat.

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On the Oxter continent great Scythe Beetles sweep across the savannah, followed by tribes of trichophagic symbiotes.

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The Shampoo Monsoon falls upon the ancient Longhair groves. Featherless birds peer out at the downpour: it washes & goes, washes & goes…

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