Dead Pets

A living cat will try to pursue a ghost mouse through a brick wall, while a ghost cat, pouncing on a living mouse, will plummet through the floor.

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Ghost goldfish cannot remember they’re dead for more than thirty seconds. They often drift through the glass of their fishbowl and out of the window.

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The ghost janitor sweeps up the heads of all the ghost mice decapitated by real mousetraps, and drops them in a bin he calls ‘The Mouseoleum’.

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The ghosts of canaries can ‘fly’ underground, and gather in their thousands in disused mines, forming huge balls called ‘Underground Suns’.

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Living cats are driven mad by the squeaking of all the decapitated heads of the ghost mice, which only they can hear.

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In Hamster Hades, the King of the Ghost Hamsters has a huge iron wheel on which the ghosts of pet owners are compelled to run forever.

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The ghosts of parrots are only allowed to speak in extinct languages.

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