What did the cannibal who liquidised his victims confess?
‘I pee dead people.’
What did the notoriously aggressive left-back who broke into the mortuary confess?
‘I knee dead people.’
What did the psychopathic golfer who converted his victims into golfing equipment confess?
‘I tee dead people.’
What did the Native American undertaker who specialised in sky burials explain?
‘I tree dead people.’
What was the frigidaire’s favourite contents in order of preference?
‘Ice cream; dead people.’
What did the statistician say when forced to release a survey re our favourite vegetable?
‘I ceded pea poll.’
What name did the insistent polar bear namer shout at the polar bear naming committee?
‘Icy Ted, people!’