from ‘The Joke Book Of Doc Moreau’

What did the cannibal who liquidised his victims confess?

‘I pee dead people.’

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What did the notoriously aggressive left-back who broke into the mortuary confess?

‘I knee dead people.’

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What did the psychopathic golfer who converted his victims into golfing equipment confess?

‘I tee dead people.’

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What did the Native American undertaker who specialised in sky burials explain?

‘I tree dead people.’

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What was the frigidaire’s favourite contents in order of preference?

‘Ice cream; dead people.’

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What did the statistician say when forced to release a survey re our favourite vegetable?

‘I ceded pea poll.’

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What name did the insistent polar bear namer shout at the polar bear naming committee?

‘Icy Ted, people!’

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