Chimeric Spoon

Those who attempt to plunge a Chimeric Spoon into their soup should not be surprised by what it discovers below the brim of broth…

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Just as the Chimeric Drachma is not linked to any currency, so too the Chimeric Spoon is not to be identified with the Long Spoon of Hell.

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The Rev Spooner recognises his Chimeric Spoon by the Spuncible Rune stamped in its handle. The Rune should not be eyed by the unwary.

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In an emergency, a Chimeric Spoon can be used as a skeleton key. If you are a skeleton and you can eat doors, then dig in! Eat up!

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If you don’t eat the pattern on the plate God gave you, a Chimeric Spoon will just desert, leaving you to your fat…

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Look at yourself in the back of a Chimeric Spoon: this is exactly how others see you.

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Those born with a Chimeric Spoon in their mouths are not only hard to understand, but they often prove awkward kissers.

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People who say the problem with a Chimeric Spoon is the last thing it looks like is a spoon really haven’t seen the last thing it looks like.

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Etiquette dictates that those who know when to use a Chimeric Spoon should be shot at table, the room evacuated, and the house burnt down.

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