Goat Shorts 2

Goat. In shorts.

Goat Shorts: what the debonair caprid-about-town is wearing. Now available for disturbed hipsters. Goat Shorts: stylish, short, goaty!

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There’s a brisk trade in freshly larded Goat Shorts at the local store – it can be so hard struggling into dry Goat Shorts to find your perfect size…

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Cheapgoats who won’t pay for genuine Goat Shorts sometimes shave the rest of their bodies leaving only the shorts area coated in goat hair. Meh!

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It’s a minotaur market in Goat Shorts futures on the Chimeric Stock Market, the only stock market to trade mostly in meat and vegetable stocks, gravies, and minotaurs.

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Ghost Goat Shorts sometimes appear on innocent goats and people during the hours of darkness – no-one ever forgets their sudden cold n clammy cling!

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To see a ghost goat wearing shorts is always an ill omen. 13 pairs of fluttering ghost Goat Shorts presaged the fall of Constantinople.

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It is prophesied in the Book of Tin Cans that when everyone dreams they are wearing Goat Shorts, the great Space Goat will descend…

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The Space Goat is more properly a configuration of space coral compelled by goat ghost anxiety to form the outline of a massive goat’s head.

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Ghost goat anxiety may also explain the accumulation of small asteroids into a vast pair of Goat Shorts inside which the Space Goat floats.

Goat goat. In shorts. With Ecto-Spam

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