GERMANIA: DOCTORS

Put the eggs in the back seat, Horst, and make sure they’re safely strapped in, said Dr Waldorf.

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No need to worry yourself, Dr Gressfeld assured her. Your marriage is just going through a rocky period. The dogs are in the post.

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It is perfectly normal to bray when urinating, Dr Hauptmann assured her. Nothing to worry about. And the thumb will grow back.

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As Dr Spiegel left his surgery he was struck by terrible remorse. He bought a bagel and examined it with disgust. Bagels disappointed him.

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Dr Klumm loved looking at leaves swept along by the wind. He was really a poet, the dentist of sturm und drang.

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Dr Schnell had a secret he would not divulge. He kept pushing his food around his plate and would never mention cutlery

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Wherever Dr Kummel looked there were bacteria laughing at him.

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It was nothing more than a syringe but Dr Fliess had had enough. He called the cats in.

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Open your mouth, said Dr Agger. No, not that one.

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Meanwhile, Dr Koch wondered what to do with his free Thursday afternoons now that both mice had perished.

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